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One day, I imagine we’ll need a museum to house all the art imitating or inspired by Empire, Andy Warhol’s 1965 eight-hour stationary-shot film of the Empire State Building. And I imagine that’s a good thing. It’s probably also the easiest work around to imitate (and therefore hardest to do well).

I’m thinking particularly of two recent works. There’s Douglas Gordon’s Bootleg (Empire) from 1998, which begins as a filming of an Empire screening in Berlin but then apparently then takes an intermission at a local bar.

Earlier this year Reena Spaulings and Co. filmed Imperio, a static shot of the Empire-State-Buildingesque Torre Latinoamerica in Mexico City—which saves itself as an idea if viewed through Mexico City’s rise as an international contemporary art center to one day rival New York.

(Loosening our criteria, we could stretch out to find Empire’s presence in far-afield works like Cremaster 3 [epic-length, skyscraper envy, oedipal rage] and the “i am not here and this is not happening” window scene in Grant Gee’s Meeting People is Easy: A Film about Radiohead [stoner fascination with the cityscape].)

So, predictably enough, here’s my idiot proposal:

Model Empire
The R.J. Reynolds Tower in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is a prototype of the Empire State Building constructed in 1929 by ESB architects Shreve Lamb and Harmon as a one-third scale model to test the viability of their proposed tallest building in the world in New York. It was and is owned and operated by the tobacco company, and held the record of tallest building in North Carolina for close to 40 years.

Considering the strange logic that calls for, or at least accepts, a continued grappling with Warhol’s tenacious relevance, the Reynolds Building could withstand being filmed as a posthumous maquette for the artist’s finished masterpiece. We should totally do this as soon as I can scrape a camera and a car together for the road trip. We could grab some BBQ and maybe make a pit stop at Wrightsville Beach. I’m not sure yet which would be the more rigorous: should Model Empire be 1/3 the length of the original, run time appx. 2:40, to match the Carolina building’s 3:1 scale to the New York one? Or does it need to be three times as long (24 hours) so that at the end we’ve captured the same amount of building? But who would screen that?

The National: Fake Empire mp3

New York Times: Writers’ Strike Leads to End of Debate Plan

Finding itself in the middle of labor disputes between television writers and CBS, the Democratic National Committee announced yesterday evening that it was canceling the debate among Democratic presidential candidates scheduled for Dec. 10. …

Hollywood’s television and film writers have been on strike since Nov. 5, and most of the Democratic candidates had pledged not to cross picket lines to attend the debate, which had been set to take place at CBS Television City in Los Angeles. That location has been picketed most days since the start of the strike, and no aspiring Democratic presidential candidate would have wanted to be caught on film crossing the line.

And here we thought unions had lost their sway with Democrats.

The list of participating artists in the 2008 Whitney Biennial was released last week. I put the Whitney’s artist info into two Google maps, one charting the artists’ birthplaces and the other their current residences.

Whitney 2008 Biennial artist birthplaces:

Whitney 2008 Biennial artist places of residence

Some results:
-The most surprising find, for me, is that according to the maps San Francisco is a net exporter of artists. (5 were born there, and only two work there, and one of them is Robert Bechtle)
-New York won for most artists-in-residence (duh, with 43 artists—teams were split into individual artists when the Whitney supplied their info) and LA came in second (25 artists). Third place was held by Berlin, Germany, with 4. (Take that, Miami.)
-LA beat NY though, for artist birthplace: 8 in LA to NY’s 6.
-I took artists who listed themselves as residents in two cities (or in Eduardo Sarabia’s case, three) at their word, and this was a big factor in the impression the residence map gives of geographical diversity. Of the three artists who list themselves as residents of the great state of Texas, zero live there full time (NYx2 and Miami the rest of the year).

Google maps: Whitney Biennial artist birthplaces
Whitney Biennial artist residences

“The very process of discourse was misted over, poisoned, with distrust—there was not only ‘the credibility gap’ in Washington, but a wide resentment toward the vehicles of what must be bad news, or false news. In 1964 many thought it shocking that, at the Republican Convention, delegates turned to the press booths and shook their fists in anger after Eisenhower’s criticism of reporters. But by the 1968 convention, cops beat newsmen and broke their cameras. What is more interesting, the demonstrators in the parks were often hostile to the press, suspecting them of being plainclothesmen, or—after their credentials had been established— demanding loyalty to ‘the revolution’ before they would talk. Meanwhile, newsmen who followed Wallace said they felt like patsies, straight men for the candidate’s act, so much did he use them to elicit boos and jeers from his crowds. Spiro Agnew got a similar response when he held up a copy of the New York Times and mocked it. Disturbed by the angry wash of criticism after Chicago, Reuven Frank, head of NBC News, said of the American viewer: ‘The world as reported by television threatens him. It is a short and understandable step for him to conclude that television threatens him.’ There was, back of all these localized complaints, a basic sense of futility in attempts to communicate. What one said would be distorted; what one heard had been confected. We had miles of cables, batteries of cameras, bouquets of microphones under every nose. And we could not talk to each other.”
–Garry Wills, Nixon Agonistes: The Crisis of the Self-Made Man (1970)